You only think I’m kidding. Today saw the release of the second email newsletter from The Blank Screen and if you read this site, you’ve already learnt a lot of it. But not everything. Not about the chocolate.

Specifically, absolute and irrefutable proof that chocolate is good for your productivity. I am continuing to search for evidence about tea and will report back.

But also this week:

• The buy of the week – which you must run to get now because it’s on sale for the shortest possible time
• New: productivity tip of the week
• Real news of new hardware for your phone
• Fake news about apps from The Onion

Plus:

• Did I mention chocolate? Sorry, I’m a bit excited about that

Take a look at today’s edition here – and if you fancy getting it shipped straight to your inbox every week, just sign up here and let the good times roll about a bit.

It’d be nice to have you along.