Finally, a horror trailer I don’t have to watch – not because I haven’t the nerve or the stomach, though you know that’s true but because I’ve already seen the film. What tattered nerves I had left after hearing about Stormhouse were entirely shattered watching the film at a Bafta screening.

I am now, therefore, totally without nerves. Consequently, I want you to watch this but I plan on washing my hair for the next 54 seconds or so.