In this week’s newsletter I mentioned how I’d seen a film about the making of the foil I use for wrapping food. This is not that film. It’s far more irritating. But if you skip the entire first 90 seconds, you get a shallow tale about how this stuff is made.

The full story is (delete as applicable) fascinating or terrifying. But even this empty surface tale is enough to make think they really shouldn’t go to all this trouble, I’ll just eat out.