From the gorgeous McSweeney’s site (via the equally good-looking Kottke one comes this Buzzfeed-style version of the Ten Commandments.

There’s one of them in the headline above and here’s one more that tickled me:

37 Things in Your Bedroom That You Need to Get Rid of Right Now, Like Adulteresses.

More Engaging Copy for the Ten Commandments – David Tate, McSweeney’s (23 July 2014)

Run to read the other eight, okay?