{"id":723,"date":"2014-09-12T07:14:38","date_gmt":"2014-09-12T07:14:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/?p=723"},"modified":"2014-09-12T07:15:34","modified_gmt":"2014-09-12T07:15:34","slug":"723","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/2014\/09\/12\/723\/","title":{"rendered":"Scotland Decides: iPhone 6 or 6 Plus?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, yes, Scotland&#8217;s vote over whether to stay in the UK is overwhelming me, it&#8217;s occupied me a lot lately and quite a bit for 18 months or so. But a schism in the UK and the potential loss to the union of one of the finest nations in the in the world, that happens every day.<\/p>\n<p>Plus I&#8217;m not Scottish nor am I in Scotland so I can&#8217;t actually do anything. <\/p>\n<p>Whereas having two iPhone models to pick from, that&#8217;s new. Plus if I think very hard about it, I can make a decision and do something about that.<\/p>\n<p>Look, I have nothing to add to the Scotland debate yet I can&#8217;t let this moment pass without acknowledging how important is. How important it is in every way but also how important it is to me. <\/p>\n<p>Wait, I do think this one thing that I&#8217;ve not heard in the debates. The UK&#8217;s sudden promises of new powers and extra autonomy for Scotland sounds to me exactly like a bloke saying &#8220;I&#8217;ll be better, things will be different now&#8221;. You know that&#8217;s never true and I&#8217;m afraid neither is what&#8217;s being said about new powers: if Scotland decides to stay in the UK, that&#8217;s a done deal, we&#8217;ll get back to you about those new powers. Right. Sure.<\/p>\n<p>Already you think I&#8217;m pro Scotland leaving.<\/p>\n<p>And I don&#8217;t know.<\/p>\n<p>My automatic, natural, default position is that we are all better off together. It kills me, though, that &#8220;better together&#8221; is the line for the No side that wants Scotland to stay in the union. It kills me because while I don&#8217;t generally think about being English, there are things in that campaign that make me wish I weren&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>Being in England, it&#8217;s only very recently that I&#8217;ve got to see much detail about the debate. (I think that&#8217;s very bad, I think that&#8217;s made it sound like we&#8217;ve had a week talking about it instead of all these months. But at least it&#8217;s a big thing on the news now.)<\/p>\n<p>I hope I&#8217;m wrong, then, but of the bits I&#8217;ve managed to hear over the whole campaign, everything from the No side has seemed to be patronising, fearmongering and \u2013 I&#8217;m struggling to remember a specific thing here so let me throw in the word allegedly \u2013 allegedly just an out and out lie. <\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s not something to make you proud.<\/p>\n<p>That is something to make you want to run away.<\/p>\n<p>But wanting to run away is an emotional response: if I were able to vote in this and I did so based on how furious the No campaign makes me feel, would that be right? We can&#8217;t know what will happen if Scotland leaves \u2013 or if we can, neither side has been very convincingly informative \u2013 so it&#8217;s hard to be coldly logical or analytical. I&#8217;m not sure that I would entirely want to be coldly logical or analytical: this isn&#8217;t a maths problem.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not like, for instance, a 4.7in iPhone screen versus a 5.5in one. That&#8217;s a toughie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, yes, Scotland&#8217;s vote over whether to stay in the UK is overwhelming me, it&#8217;s occupied me a lot lately &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/2014\/09\/12\/723\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[178],"tags":[343,284,342,340,341],"class_list":["post-723","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-selfdistract","tag-apple","tag-iphone","tag-no","tag-scotland","tag-yes"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s4chyI-723","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/723","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=723"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/723\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":726,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/723\/revisions\/726"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}