{"id":3592,"date":"2026-07-24T06:39:07","date_gmt":"2026-07-24T06:39:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/?p=3592"},"modified":"2026-07-24T06:39:07","modified_gmt":"2026-07-24T06:39:07","slug":"lens-distortion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/2026\/07\/24\/lens-distortion\/","title":{"rendered":"Lens distortion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was criticised earlier this week for always watching films with a writer&#8217;s eye. The implication was that only non-writers can see movies correctly, and the inference I took away was that there are people who will sit through any old shit.<\/p>\n<p>It is true that I get very bored, very quickly when all a film has is good-looking visuals. It&#8217;s also true that I have watched movies because of who wrote them where I have never once chosen a film because of its director or for that matter, actors. I need to be interested in the story and that is enough to get me through the cinema door, that is the only thing that gets me there. I can then be disappointed, of course, and there have also been times when I&#8217;ve seen a given film only because the one I wanted was full, so I&#8217;ve gone in knowing nothing.<\/p>\n<p>Actually, there&#8217;s also Arrival. I didn&#8217;t know anything beyond the title when I saw that, but in this case I wasn&#8217;t going to see a film, I was going to have a nice afternoon out with a friend. Still, Arrival has become very important to me so clearly my decision-making process over what films to watch is flawed.<\/p>\n<p>But even so, if you tell me the writing isn&#8217;t important, you&#8217;re telling me the film is crap. It might look fantastic, but then everything does. It might feature wonderful direction, but shit is shit no matter how well-wrapped it is.<\/p>\n<p>And I just can&#8217;t do it. I can&#8217;t sit there watching only glorious cinematography when my mind keeps wandering back to my To Do list.<\/p>\n<p>Which is why I&#8217;m torn over whether to bother seeing The Odyssey. It&#8217;s why I&#8217;m not at all torn over the forthcoming &#8220;The Piano Tuner&#8221; and &#8220;Coyote vs Acme&#8221;, because they&#8217;ve both hooked me from their trailers. It&#8217;s why I deeply enjoyed &#8220;The Invite&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>All of which is a long-winded way to say each to their own. But telling me that because I&#8217;m a writer, I am  incapable of knowing whether I&#8217;ve enjoyed a film or not, that is some intense bollocks there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was criticised earlier this week for always watching films with a writer&#8217;s eye. The implication was that only non-writers &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/2026\/07\/24\/lens-distortion\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[178],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3592","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-selfdistract"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4chyI-VW","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3592","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3592"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3592\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3593,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3592\/revisions\/3593"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}