{"id":3492,"date":"2025-11-07T07:55:00","date_gmt":"2025-11-07T07:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/?p=3492"},"modified":"2025-11-07T07:01:59","modified_gmt":"2025-11-07T07:01:59","slug":"funny-characters-ho-ho-ho","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/2025\/11\/07\/funny-characters-ho-ho-ho\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny characters: Ho, Ho, Ho"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The first time I heard of Slow Horses was a year or so before it began airing, when a TV company wanted to talk with me because a script of mine was like it. Quite possibly they just meant the subject matter was, but I took it at the time to be a compliment and of course having now seen the show, I&#8217;m taking it as an even greater one.<\/p>\n<p>But there is one thing about the writing of this show. It is a dramatisation of Mick Herron&#8217;s novels and with a vague sense of due diligence, after I met with that company, I read the first one. I don&#8217;t think I can claim that it was then with an abundance of due diligence that I went on to read every novel in this Slough House series back to back, but that&#8217;s what I did.<\/p>\n<p>And there is this one thing about the TV version. The novels are very visual, I could see how I&#8217;d have had a go at dramatising them, except for this one thing that, no question, would be beyond me and is beyond me.<\/p>\n<p>Roddy Ho.<\/p>\n<p>If you know the show or the novels, you relish this character, and if you don&#8217;t, I envy you having him to look forward to. He is a staggeringly annoying computer guy, more arrogant than the sun and I don&#8217;t know why I just said it that way, except he also as absolutely wrong in his view of the world as The Sun. <\/p>\n<p>But here&#8217;s the thing. The utter joy of Ho in the novels is that every now and again, Mick Herron writes a chapter from Ho&#8217;s point of view. I suppose it&#8217;s the same joke every time, but it&#8217;s a scream. How he sees the world and how through this lens, we see what is really happening. (In the latest Slough House novel, Clown Town, Ho overhears a barista talking about him to a colleague. He swaggers because of the impact he&#8217;s clearly had on her, just the latest example that morning of his raw sexuality. But what she&#8217;s muttered is &#8220;big cock&#8221;.)<\/p>\n<p>Roddy Ho is a tremendous creation and I could not fathom how a TV show was going to convey him when there couldn&#8217;t be this view from inside, this internal and borderline deranged first-person monologue. <\/p>\n<p>This would now be a good point to say that, five series in, the show does it marvellously. The show does it marvellously. But this would also be a good point for me to say how it&#8217;s done this and, swear to god, I still don&#8217;t know. There isn&#8217;t a beat I remember from the novels that isn&#8217;t played in the series, but if you asked me to write a scene, this would block me.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a failure of imagination on my part, I know. But I&#8217;d rather just say that Mick Herron writes Ho superbly, and so now do the TV show&#8217;s writers, Morwenna Banks, Mark Denton, Jonny Stockwood, Sean Gray, Edward Docx and lead writer Will Smith.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The first time I heard of Slow Horses was a year or so before it began airing, when a TV &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/2025\/11\/07\/funny-characters-ho-ho-ho\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[178],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3492","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-selfdistract"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4chyI-Uk","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3492","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3492"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3492\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3494,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3492\/revisions\/3494"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}