{"id":3101,"date":"2023-08-18T06:55:22","date_gmt":"2023-08-18T06:55:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/?p=3101"},"modified":"2023-08-18T06:45:41","modified_gmt":"2023-08-18T06:45:41","slug":"in-the-pink","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/2023\/08\/18\/in-the-pink\/","title":{"rendered":"In the pink"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Image: a Barbie billboard poster that is just is so impressive. Source: Reproduction <a href=\"https:\/\/rockcontent.com\/blog\/barbie-movie-marketing\/\">via RockContent<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>I am reasonably sure that I have never even seen a Barbie doll in real life, yet I came out of the cinema last weekend wishing I&#8217;d written the Barbie movie. Greta Gerwig and Noah Baumbach wrote a film that is so clever, so joyous and so sad that they made me feel for a plastic doll I&#8217;ve never seen or thought about before.<\/p>\n<p>There are things I&#8217;m not keen on, such as one gag about Mattel cancelling a particular type of Barbie doll. It&#8217;s good, but then it&#8217;s practically repeated later. I&#8217;ve read that in scripts before, where a gag was being tried out in two scenes but you have to pick one or you diminish both.<\/p>\n<p>Then there&#8217;s a narrator at the start and unless a narrator is lying to me, unless they are what&#8217;s known as an unreliable narrator, I have a problem with them because they are problematic. Barbie&#8217;s narrator does what they all do: talks a lot at the start, comes back for a quickie sequence in the first half hour, and is then forgotten about completely.<\/p>\n<p>Except then she comes back to throw in a line that is very self-aware about this being a film. Without giving it away, the line is funny but it comes so late that you&#8217;ve forgotten there is a narrator &#8212; and it comes precisely at the right time to undercut Margot Robbie&#8217;s performance as Barbie.<\/p>\n<p>She is extraordinary. Barbie manages to remain plastic and unmistakably doll-like, yet also convey happiness and fear and betrayal. It&#8217;s deeply impressive and also very funny, except when it is heartbreaking.<\/p>\n<p>Otherwise, this script is replete with jokes that I both get and wish I&#8217;d written, and I am certain it is also replete with at the very least the same number of jokes again that I simply didn&#8217;t get. Poor comedy just uses references it knows its audience will recognise, but great ones do exactly that with such a light touch that if you don&#8217;t know the reference, you don&#8217;t even realise it&#8217;s been referred to.<\/p>\n<p>The only reasons that I know there is so much I missed is how the film is a ceaseless barrage of spoken and visual gags, and you come to realise the background has as many as the foreground. Plus YouTube has half a pound of videos detailing all the bits everyone missed.<\/p>\n<p>So there is all this going on, but Barbie doesn&#8217;t exclude you just because you happen, like me, to not know the history of the doll.<\/p>\n<p>Absolutely brilliantly, it also presents every criticism Barbie has had over the years and it does so without flinching or apologising. It is brutal about Mattel, too.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t stop thinking about that streak of &#8211; I was going to say viciousness, but no, I think it&#8217;s a vein of strength. The film sets up this fantastical pink world but doesn&#8217;t do it by being cloying or saccharine, it somehow does it while also being pragmatic. I do not have the remotest idea how it did that.<\/p>\n<p>Then amongst so much going on in this film, a central point is about patriarchy keeping women down and I don&#8217;t think you can argue that Barbie handles this subtly.<\/p>\n<p>But then I also don&#8217;t think you can argue that this central point is wrong.<\/p>\n<p>Whereas I do think you can argue that my own central point is. I said that I came out of that cinema wishing I&#8217;d written the film. After a few days, though, I realised that actually what I wish is that I could write any film the way Greta Gerwig and Noah Baumbach wrote this.<\/p>\n<p>But I did not come to this realisation by myself. I had help. Specifically, it was writer <a href=\"https:\/\/www.andreamann.com\">Andrea Mann<\/a> who commented on Facebook about my enthusiasm for the film.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s great, isn&#8217;t it?&#8221; wrote Andrea. &#8220;And I took from it that I want to write like they wrote Barbie: i.e. to swing for the fences, to lean into your own tastes and ideas, to write as you unapologetically want to write. Because that&#8217;s the overall vibe I got from it: that Greta Gerwig (and Noah Baumbach) just, well, went for it. And I find that really inspiring.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Now I wish I&#8217;d written Andrea&#8217;s comment, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Image: a Barbie billboard poster that is just is so impressive. Source: Reproduction via RockContent.) 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