{"id":303,"date":"2007-03-28T15:34:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-28T15:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theblankscreen.co.uk\/selfdistract\/2007\/03\/28\/backsides\/"},"modified":"2007-03-28T15:34:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-28T15:34:00","slug":"backsides","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/2007\/03\/28\/backsides\/","title":{"rendered":"Backsides"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As in getting up off one.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re almost at the end of March and I now know enough of what I&#8217;m doing to reveal my secret plan: I intended to spend March pitching and prodding at my scripwriting career. Every day, I decided, every single day in March I would enter a writing contest, send a sample to a producer, post or email a query letter angling to get to send a script to a producer, I would target a couple of TV agents (my current agent is solely for novels), or anything like that.<\/p>\n<p>And though, as it happens, today was looking like the bleakest day of the whole tough, bloodied month, I found someone to pitch to &#8211; and got a response from an earlier pitch saying I could send a particular piece of material in. So that was two, I&#8217;ve got one outstanding writing gig to get right and I&#8217;ve got Friday full to the brim with meetings and workshops so even though it&#8217;s only March 28, I know I&#8217;ve succeeded in this month plan.<\/p>\n<p>You know pitching and submissions take a time so my aim was to get something out each day, I wasn&#8217;t really that fussed whether I heard back from anyone.  That&#8217;s part of the reason for doing this: not only are you getting off your backside but you get so each day is another pitch to get done and you can barely remember yesterday&#8217;s, let alone be too fussed if yesterday&#8217;s ended in a rejection.<\/p>\n<p>As of this moment, having posted out today&#8217;s one about twenty minutes ago, I&#8217;m now waiting on responses to 19 things, which seems pretty good to me.<\/p>\n<p>And otherwise, by the end of this month, I, the laziest man you&#8217;ll ever meet, will have done:<\/p>\n<p>32 pitches*<br \/>7 contests<br \/>4 rewritten scripts<br \/>2 newly written short scripts<br \/>4 new internet radio scripts (not part of the month&#8217;s gig but written and performed)<br \/>6 full script writing samples to producers<br \/>7 proposals to producers<br \/>10 something I don&#8217;t want to say but they count, honest<br \/>2 stupid mistakes that I also don&#8217;t want to reveal<\/p>\n<p>*one day I was asked for a script when I&#8217;d already done the day&#8217;s pitch<\/p>\n<p>And in return I&#8217;ll have got:<\/p>\n<p>3 rejections<br \/>6 leads<br \/>1 meeting<br \/>1 workshop<br \/>0 sleep<\/p>\n<p>I also hope to have something in the BBC Radio 4 pre-offers round, but that depends how well I write March 31&#8217;s job.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I&#8217;m telling you all this because I think it&#8217;s good, but I&#8217;m also telling me so that I might do it again. Around March 15 when it was all going swimmingly, I thought about extending this into April but, as feeble as this sounds, I need to quit for a bit. <\/p>\n<p>I just know that my backside is my problem, and it&#8217;s spreading. So things like this month&#8217;s plan might help me and definitely feel as if they&#8217;re doing me some good.  Funny: I thought I&#8217;d had more rejections. I was just after telling someone that I had more rejections and that the good thing was with this one-a-day gig, I wasn&#8217;t fussed: I be disappointed yet ten minutes later I&#8217;d have to consult my list to even tell you which one it was who&#8217;d rejected me.<\/p>\n<p>And rejections or success, I&#8217;m still going to feel glorious when I&#8217;ve sent out March 31st&#8217;s pitch.<\/p>\n<p>So what do you think? Do you want to try this yourself? Or if you already do it, have you got any advice?<\/p>\n<p>William<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As in getting up off one. 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