{"id":2987,"date":"2023-01-20T07:55:00","date_gmt":"2023-01-20T07:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/?p=2987"},"modified":"2023-01-20T07:06:14","modified_gmt":"2023-01-20T07:06:14","slug":"backsides-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/2023\/01\/20\/backsides-2\/","title":{"rendered":"The backside dilemma"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been working on the Writers&#8217; Guild Awards for just about a year, so I got to go to the event last Monday. I will never show you pictures because they are startlingly visible evidence that I was even more ill than I thought.<\/p>\n<p>Even so, even being ill, even being there not because I was nominated for anything but because it was work &#8211; I suppose it was work &#8211; the Writers&#8217; Guild Awards event is the place to be. It is the room to get in if you possibly can and, if anything, I thought this year&#8217;s was the best of a remarkable run.<\/p>\n<p>And although it didn&#8217;t win its category, &#8220;Slow Horses&#8221; by Will Smith was nominated and I am actually proud of that. I didn&#8217;t write that excellent show, I wasn&#8217;t a judge in that category, but I was the one who entered it into the awards.<\/p>\n<p>But then, it&#8217;s such a strong show and the Writers&#8217; Guild Awards ceremony is about the best British writing, it had to be entered, it had to be considered.<\/p>\n<p>Consequently that wasn&#8217;t me, that was just necessary. <\/p>\n<p>And although I worked on the awards for a year, obviously so did many people. Yet when it came to the night itself, all my jobs were long done and consequently out of all the people working there, I was the sole one who could relax with nothing to do.<\/p>\n<p>I did end up with the odd task but still, the actual event on the night was neither one pixel better or worse because I was there. <\/p>\n<p>So I had a great time, a really tremendous time, and the night was a success. Plus so far in 2023 I can point to various things I&#8217;ve learned already, various things I&#8217;ve made happen or just plain made, I can think of people I&#8217;ve met and things I&#8217;ve done.<\/p>\n<p>I suppose.<\/p>\n<p>Well, more than suppose, just before you and I started talking I actually made a list for myself of what I&#8217;ve done so far.<\/p>\n<p>But.<\/p>\n<p>I had to write that list because it still feels like we&#8217;re only just back working after Christmas and that nothing has happened, that I&#8217;ve done nothing. For some reason I am finding 2023 murderously difficult to get going in. Today is January 20 and suddenly, this very second writing to you, what occurs to me is that it&#8217;s therefore eight weeks since I had a haircut. <\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s my January. An absence of barbershops. It&#8217;s not an accomplishment.<\/p>\n<p>So here&#8217;s the thing. Without question, I need to get up off my backside and bloody do something. Except I&#8217;m a writer, so what I need to do is sit that backside right down and write.<\/p>\n<p>You see the dilemma.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Writing is still and always one word at a time, it just feels slower. <a href=\"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/2023\/01\/20\/backsides-2\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[178],"tags":[1936,343,622,1935,746,284,1874,1021,1887,198,363,180],"class_list":["post-2987","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-selfdistract","tag-amwriting","tag-apple","tag-author","tag-dramatist","tag-ipad","tag-iphone","tag-january","tag-mac","tag-slow-horses","tag-writer","tag-writers-guild","tag-writing"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4chyI-Mb","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2987","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2987"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2987\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2988,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2987\/revisions\/2988"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}