{"id":253,"date":"2007-10-19T15:31:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-19T15:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theblankscreen.co.uk\/selfdistract\/2007\/10\/19\/alan-coren\/"},"modified":"2007-10-19T15:31:00","modified_gmt":"2007-10-19T15:31:00","slug":"alan-coren","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/2007\/10\/19\/alan-coren\/","title":{"rendered":"Alan Coren"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are certain books I read when I&#8217;m bored. Not because that&#8217;s the only time I can face &#8217;em, or because I&#8217;ve been keeping them ready for boredom-emergencies, but because there&#8217;s something about them that bears re-reading and they&#8217;ve somehow become handy.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not always obvious why: when I was a boy it was the Piccolo Book of Codes and Ciphers. What I don&#8217;t know about wrapping a strip of paper around a stick before you write a very short message on it is simply not worth knowing. I can say that with authority because nothing about wrapping a strip of paper around a stick is worth knowing.<\/p>\n<p>For many years, though, my grab book has been an anthology of Alan Coren&#8217;s writing. You certainly know him from television and radio, you probably know he&#8217;s Victoria Coren&#8217;s dad, and you&#8217;ve probably heard that his death was announced today. I can&#8217;t find the book. I could quote you whole chapters, though I wouldn&#8217;t do them justice. But I can&#8217;t find it to read again.<\/p>\n<p>I wasn&#8217;t always 100% sure I agreed with his perspectives but the sixty-odd pieces in that book, all two- and three-pagers, made me shake so I couldn&#8217;t hold the page still. I&#8217;d fight the page to keep it steady and let me read, and I&#8217;d lose. You can&#8217;t go back, nothing can ever be as funny the second time, but the more I&#8217;d read it, the more the writer in me would kick in and I&#8217;d appreciate the casually artful construction, the very offhand punch he had.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s an obit on <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/entertainment\/7052749.stm\"> BBC News Online<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>w<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are certain books I read when I&#8217;m bored. Not because that&#8217;s the only time I can face &#8217;em, or &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/2007\/10\/19\/alan-coren\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-253","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4chyI-45","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/253","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=253"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/253\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}