{"id":248,"date":"2007-11-06T11:50:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-06T11:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theblankscreen.co.uk\/selfdistract\/2007\/11\/06\/unnamed-lands\/"},"modified":"2007-11-06T11:50:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-06T11:50:00","slug":"unnamed-lands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/2007\/11\/06\/unnamed-lands\/","title":{"rendered":"Unnamed lands"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No reason you should know this, but I&#8217;m a nut for cartography. If you have a look at the <a href=\"http:\/\/homepage.mac.com\/william.gallagher\/about.htm\">About me<\/a> page on my website, you&#8217;ll see me with my nose in a book: it&#8217;s a beautiful volume called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Mapping-Boston-Norman-B-Leventhal\/dp\/0262611732\/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1\/105-1497947-5248459?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1194349962&amp;sr=8-1\">Mapping Boston<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>But being a writer, a particular fascination for me about mapping is the naming of places and features. If you don&#8217;t already know this, you may be startled by just how much rage is stirred up by toponyms: there are several places in America called &#8220;Squaw Tits&#8221;, for example, and somewhere in the States there&#8217;s a &#8220;Nigger Point&#8221;. My first reaction is to change them, but if you erase them, aren&#8217;t you sanitising history? And if you don&#8217;t, aren&#8217;t you perpetuating the offense? That&#8217;s my ideal drama: two opposing sides, both deeply felt and both rousing anger, but both sides right and both wrong.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve learnt today about an almost opposite thing: a place that has no name. It doesn&#8217;t sound possible, does it? You think of the world as having been thoroughly and completely explored, named, practically settled. (Incidentally, the UK is the most-mapped region of the globe, seriously. And of course it was started for military reasons; why don&#8217;t we twig the reason it&#8217;s called Ordnance Survey?).<\/p>\n<p>But imagine a place with no name. You&#8217;d want to name it, wouldn&#8217;t you?  And pretty quick. So, yep, one of the current issues being debated by the US Board on Geographic Names is what to call a stream in Washington state. I&#8217;d tell you where it is but I can&#8217;t find it, it doesn&#8217;t have a name.<\/p>\n<p>It will. I just can&#8217;t decide whether this is good silly or bad silly: it&#8217;s likely to be called Lambee Creek &#8211; &#8220;in honour of a nearby resident&#8217;s 12-year-old cat, Lambee&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Quote from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/news\/offbeat\/2007-10-25-frytown_N.htm?csp=34\">USA Today<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>William<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No reason you should know this, but I&#8217;m a nut for cartography. If you have a look at the About &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/2007\/11\/06\/unnamed-lands\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4chyI-40","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=248"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}