{"id":247,"date":"2007-11-06T16:16:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-06T16:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theblankscreen.co.uk\/selfdistract\/2007\/11\/06\/okay-ill-play\/"},"modified":"2007-11-06T16:16:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-06T16:16:00","slug":"okay-ill-play","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/2007\/11\/06\/okay-ill-play\/","title":{"rendered":"Okay, I&#8217;ll play"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Take three blog entries into the shower?<\/p>\n<p>Not sure if this is a busy day or not, but it&#8217;s definitely not my usual Tuesday news shift at RadioTimes.com so I admit it, I am intrigued: <a href=\"http:\/\/pavementandstars.blogspot.com\/2007\/11\/im-it.html\">Piers Beckley<\/a> just tagged me to copy what he&#8217;s done and list five things about myself that &#8220;other people might think lame, but which make me who I am&#8221;. He&#8217;s preceded in this by <a href=\"http:\/\/helensmithblog.blogspot.com\/\">Helen Smith<\/a>. (Hello, Helen Smith.) Who&#8217;s next depends on you.<\/p>\n<p>But in no especial order, here you go: me in five lame point.<\/p>\n<p>1) Just so stories<br \/>When a piece of writing is just so, just exactly right, it can and regularly does move me to real tears. Can&#8217;t define what&#8217;s right but I know it when I get that tingle. <a href=\"http:\/\/darwilliams.com\/\">Dar Williams<\/a>&#8216;s songwriting does it to me repeatedly; Christina Rosetti; Alan Plater plays. It&#8217;s almost endless.<\/p>\n<p>2) I&#8217;m scared of paper<br \/>Strange, but true: I have papyrophobia which is strictly speaking a fear of paper. I know you think I&#8217;m joking, being a writer and all, but while I think fear is a strong word, it&#8217;s about right. Small pieces of paper, especially, can make me shake. Consequently the BBC&#8217;s habit of using post-it notes a lot does give me problems, most particularly because I regularly hotdesk there and can be using other people&#8217;s computers instead of my own paper-free one.<\/p>\n<p>3) I&#8217;m a nut for cartography<br \/>&#8216;Course, I gave that away about an hour ago, but still. Mapping, GIS, all this stuff, arrests me. I am in no small way excited by the Maps application on iPhones.<\/p>\n<p>4) Pilgrimage<br \/>When I went to Los Angeles, I made a pilgrimage to Pershing Square where the exterior of the Los Angeles Tribune newspaper offices were in Lou Grant.<\/p>\n<p>5) I like typing<br \/>More than writing, sometimes. The feel of the keys under your fingers; I&#8217;m a self-taught touch-typist, once clocked at around 120 wpm, and writing is a tactile thing for me; I like the sense of kneading words together with my fingers. I think a lot about how we can think of keyboards in different ways; right now, for instance, I&#8217;m not looking at mine and all it means to me is the next letter, the next word, yet in a word processor I can in the very next second be using those same keys to save, to print, to email. I also think a great deal about word processors; I used to write about them. A friend recently complained that it was ridiculous that Microsoft charges hundreds of pounds for Word, &#8220;it&#8217;s only a word processor&#8221;, and by God she regretted it &#8211; or she would have done if she hadn&#8217;t glazed over a few seconds into my &#8220;Ah, but you say that&#8230;&#8221; speech.<\/p>\n<p>Am I allowed a sixth? You&#8217;re the only person I can think of to send this to and suggest you do one yourself. No telling me that you have already. This is primarily because every bleedin&#8217; writer on the planet has already done this business. I am late to the table, again.<\/p>\n<p>William<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Take three blog entries into the shower? 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