{"id":2345,"date":"2020-08-21T06:08:36","date_gmt":"2020-08-21T06:08:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/?p=2345"},"modified":"2020-08-21T06:08:36","modified_gmt":"2020-08-21T06:08:36","slug":"you-wouldnt-make-it-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/2020\/08\/21\/you-wouldnt-make-it-up\/","title":{"rendered":"You wouldn&#8217;t make it up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s hard to remain confident that everyone was brought up to believe in right and wrong. But I think we were less overtly, yet more effectively, brought up to believe in how stories work. There&#8217;s a beginning, a middle and an end, for instance.<\/p>\n<p>You can point to the beginning of Brexit very easily. Right now you can point to the start of Trump&#8217;s presidency and hopefully you&#8217;ll soon be able to point to its end, too.<\/p>\n<p>In general, though, the world does feel like it&#8217;s in a very long, very bad middle act and that the conclusion is going to be pretty short and unpleasant.<\/p>\n<p>I can handle that. <\/p>\n<p>I can even cope with how there are no heroes. There are hopeful signs like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, but if she is demonstrable proof that intelligent life exists in other political systems, she&#8217;s still in another political system. She&#8217;s not going to be any help to us in the UK, she&#8217;s never going to be anything in UK politics.<\/p>\n<p>Not unless she happens to be a friend of Boris Johnson and needs some quick cash. That&#8217;s now the approved route to positions in the cabinet, places on the honours list and jobs of no value but high prices.<\/p>\n<p>What gets me in the drama of all this is that the baddies are so crap.<\/p>\n<p>If I&#8217;m going to have evil malevolence and the destruction of everything that is right and good in the world, I at least want a decent crazed villain with brilliant plans. Even if those brilliant plans can&#8217;t be thwarted at the last second, at least give us a show.<\/p>\n<p>Were this all a drama, with the only escalation being in the level at which politicians think they can do what they like, I&#8217;d have walked out by now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s hard to remain confident that everyone was brought up to believe in right and wrong. But I think we &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/2020\/08\/21\/you-wouldnt-make-it-up\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[178],"tags":[1630,611,215,1632,382,1631,198,180],"class_list":["post-2345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-selfdistract","tag-baddie","tag-character","tag-drama","tag-hero","tag-story","tag-villain","tag-writer","tag-writing"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4chyI-BP","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2345"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2345\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2346,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2345\/revisions\/2346"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}