{"id":2193,"date":"2019-12-20T07:40:09","date_gmt":"2019-12-20T07:40:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/?p=2193"},"modified":"2019-12-20T07:40:09","modified_gmt":"2019-12-20T07:40:09","slug":"an-11th-top-ten-writing-lesson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/2019\/12\/20\/an-11th-top-ten-writing-lesson\/","title":{"rendered":"An 11th Top Ten Writing Lesson"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Back in 2018, I decided to read a script every day for a year and the only failure was that I got a wee bit carried away and ended up reading 624 of them. I counted. But as you can imagine, my first thought on January 1, 2019, was that thank goodness that was done, I had completed the year, I could relax now. <\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, my second thought was that I really wanted something to read.<\/p>\n<p>So 2019&#8217;s pledge was to stop this reading a script a day, but I screwed up nearly completely. When you and I are done talking today, I&#8217;m off to read my 596th of the year.<\/p>\n<p>Give me credit, though, that is less than 624. This is the quality of information you get from me: 596 is less than 624. I&#8217;m not wrong.<\/p>\n<p>Then true, as I write this it&#8217;s December 20 so there are another 11 days, including today, so there&#8217;s a fair to decent chance that I&#8217;ll end up having read 606. But that&#8217;s still less.<\/p>\n<p>Also, on March 24, 2019, I forgot to do it. So that&#8217;s failure in every way possible.<\/p>\n<p>Last year I wrote about the <a href=\"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/2018\/12\/28\/my-10-lessons-from-reading-620-scripts\/\">ten things I&#8217;d learned from reading daily<\/a> and this year did reinforce every one of them. But I&#8217;d like to add one more, an 11th in my top 10.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s this:<\/p>\n<p><strong>11) A good bit at the end isn&#8217;t enough<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I read most of these scripts for the fun of it, but maybe 70 were actually for work. I&#8217;m involved in many different projects that required me to read scripts, and one of them was from a soap. I&#8217;m not a soap watcher, nobody expected me to be of any particular use on this part of that project, but I started reading it.<\/p>\n<p>And then asked the person who&#8217;d hired me whether I really had to finish.<\/p>\n<p>We both knew there was nothing useful I was going to be able to contribute \u2013 and there may even have been a dozen other people on the project so I didn&#8217;t matter \u2013 but she insisted yes, I had to read it, because there&#8217;s a really good bit at the end.<\/p>\n<p>I pointed out that every line on the first few pages was a cliche and she argued that this is the trouble with soaps, they have to have realistic dialogue. They can&#8217;t do great speeches, they can&#8217;t rely on music and sound effects and green screens.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I said, but they don&#8217;t have to talk bollocks.<\/p>\n<p>Soaps do not have realistic dialogue. They have dialogue that sounds like every other soap. What&#8217;s that supposed to mean? <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m being unfair. This year I read a radio script that you could argue is a soap and it was so good it made me cry. In my mind, that makes it drama, but there&#8217;s a decent argument that it&#8217;s a soap and so clearly I&#8217;m wrong with my all-encompassing, all-sweeping description of soap dialogue.<\/p>\n<p>Whether you like soaps or don&#8217;t like soaps, though, if you&#8217;re not into the first part of any script and\/or you can&#8217;t bear the dialogue, my 11th Top Ten writing tip is that a good bit at the end is not nearly enough.<\/p>\n<p>This was all very early on in 2019 and, besides, it&#8217;s only you and me here, so I&#8217;ll tell you. I didn&#8217;t read to the end.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back in 2018, I decided to read a script every day for a year and the only failure was that &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/2019\/12\/20\/an-11th-top-ten-writing-lesson\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[178],"tags":[215,197,1558,180],"class_list":["post-2193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-selfdistract","tag-drama","tag-scripts","tag-soaps","tag-writing"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4chyI-zn","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2193"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2193\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2196,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2193\/revisions\/2196"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}