{"id":2166,"date":"2019-11-01T08:03:21","date_gmt":"2019-11-01T08:03:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/?p=2166"},"modified":"2019-11-01T08:03:21","modified_gmt":"2019-11-01T08:03:21","slug":"pinned-down-and-buttoned-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/2019\/11\/01\/pinned-down-and-buttoned-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Pinned down and buttoned up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So this happened. On Tuesday I was at the celebration for the life of author Terrence Dicks, a wake for his family, friends, professional colleagues \u2013\u00a0and me. I never met him, unforunately, but I was there representing the Writers&apos; Guild. I&apos;m not planning to tell you about the day itself, it feels personal to Dicks&apos;s family, but I do want to examine a moment to do a compare and contrast.<\/p>\n<p>The moment I heard a few weeks ago that Terrence Dicks had died, I was mentally back to a very specific summer in 1978 when a particular Doctor Who novel of his came out. I had to look up which one it was, but when I saw a photo of the cover, that book was in my 13-year-old hands. I could feel it again. And for a tiny moment, I could feel everything from that time.<\/p>\n<p>Including my just-forming hopes of being a writer. I didn&apos;t know any writers, there were none in my family, I was just, just, just beginning to reach out to this idea. <\/p>\n<p>Now compare to Tuesday, when I was in a suit and tie, standing there in a room full of people in television or for whom television drama was what their family did. I&apos;m standing there, I&apos;ve been invited as the official representative of the Writers&apos; Guild of Great Britain, and because of the obituary I wrote about Terrence Dicks for them.<\/p>\n<p>Yet I was still a little boy. <\/p>\n<p>Not so much mentally, certainly not so much physically, but really because I&apos;d torn my trouser leg on the way.<\/p>\n<p>It tore right on the seam, but it also tore right at the precise moment when it was too late to go home to change. I was committed to a long sequence of bus, train and tube rides and the only wriggle room I had was about 20 minutes at various train stations.<\/p>\n<p>In case you ever need to know, John Lewis at Birmingham New Street is about the only place that sells sewing kits. <\/p>\n<p>One other store tried to sell me a sewing machine, but I just gave them a Paddington stare.<\/p>\n<p>The 13-year-old me of 1978 had no more talent at sewing than I do, but he&apos;d have done it, I did it, and there is a certain smugness to striding across New Street Station with your trousers fully repaired by your own hand.<\/p>\n<p>For about five minutes.<\/p>\n<p>Doubtlessly it&apos;s down to the quality of my sewing, and I&apos;ll have a better go over the weekend just to prove to myself that I can, but the thread unravelled as I sat on the train. And it took more of the seam with it.<\/p>\n<p>In case you ever need to know, HEMA is about the only place in Euston Station that sells safety pins.<\/p>\n<p>They keep them in the back. Tell them I sent you.<\/p>\n<p>I promise you that no one noticed at the event. I&apos;d say I doubt anyone noticed me at all, but they did and it was a particularly warm and welcoming group of people.<\/p>\n<p>There are two things I want you to take away from this. The first is that I did not embarrass the Writers&apos; Guild, standing there with my trousers held up by three safety pins. I did not.<\/p>\n<p>And the second is that it turns out that if you prick me, yes, I bleed quite a bit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So this happened. 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