{"id":2118,"date":"2019-08-09T06:47:53","date_gmt":"2019-08-09T06:47:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/?p=2118"},"modified":"2019-08-09T06:47:53","modified_gmt":"2019-08-09T06:47:53","slug":"prat-time-writer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/2019\/08\/09\/prat-time-writer\/","title":{"rendered":"Prat-time writer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I actually have a rule on social media. If I write a tweet or a status update that makes someone sound like an prat, I don&#8217;t post it. <\/p>\n<p>And if it makes me sound like one, I do. <\/p>\n<p>I see no reason I shouldn&#8217;t do the same here. It&#8217;s you. You already know me. <\/p>\n<p>So let me confess upfront that I come out of this like a prat. But only a small one. And the reason to talk to you about this is not me, it&#8217;s how startling writing and the business of it can have changed since I started.<\/p>\n<p>On Tuesday evening, I had been due to have a meeting with a friend about a project and then that project changed. We met anyway, just for the fun of the chat, just because why not?<\/p>\n<p>As I got to her place, though, I did feel a little peculiar. Because I wasn&#8217;t carrying anything. Usually I have a bag, usually it has an iPad in it, usually I&#8217;m working. <\/p>\n<p>&quot;You&#8217;re not carrying a bag,&quot; she said at the door. <\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s how peculiar and rare and odd and weird it is that I could be walking around without equipment. <\/p>\n<p>&quot;Unless you&#8217;re going to tell me it&#8217;s all hidden in your pockets,&quot; she almost said. It was something like that, this was the meaning, I&#8217;m paraphrasing and now I&#8217;m discussing that paraphrasing with you in order to put off saying the next bit. <\/p>\n<p>I took a folding keyboard out of my jeans pocket. <\/p>\n<p>And a battery charger. Lightning cable. AirPods headphones. <\/p>\n<p>From my jacket I took out my large-screen iPhone, an old second iPhone I&#8217;ve been using for audio recording, and a Lavalier or lapel microphone. <\/p>\n<p>I had them because I&#8217;d been using them, but the thing of it is that I had my entire office in my pockets and neither you nor I could notice until I got it all out like this. <\/p>\n<p>I mean, this is more than an office. That equipment can be used &#8211; and I am using it &#8211; as a film studio. I shot some footage for a different project on my way over to her. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s incredible what we can do now, what a writer can do anywhere. We used to be pretty portable because we just carried a HB pencil and hoped someone had paper. But now you can script and produce videos using what&#8217;s in your pockets. <\/p>\n<p>Only a week ago, I actually hurt my ribs from all the bags of equipment I had to carry for a day-and-evening job. This Tuesday was relaxation and yet while it was different equipment, while it was for different things, the reason I was carrying it was that I forgot it was all there. <\/p>\n<p>I think that&#8217;s marvellous and it makes me want to go work away from my office more. <\/p>\n<p>If only I hadn&#8217;t taken it all out of my pocket and placed each part on her coffee table. It looked like I was trying flog stolen goods.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I actually have a rule on social media. 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