{"id":2076,"date":"2019-05-17T06:33:42","date_gmt":"2019-05-17T06:33:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/?p=2076"},"modified":"2019-05-17T06:33:42","modified_gmt":"2019-05-17T06:33:42","slug":"going-postal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/2019\/05\/17\/going-postal\/","title":{"rendered":"Going postal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The book I was away researching last week involves reading a lot of letters. Hundreds of them. When she knew what I was going to be working on, writer Charlie Jordan suggested that I write one too.<\/p>\n<p>Specifically, she suggested that I write a letter to my wife, Angela. Hand write and post it. In so many dozens of ways, that would fit the spirit  of the book.<\/p>\n<p>If it had merely been a good idea, I would&apos;ve wished I&apos;d thought of it. Instead, for all these other reasons, it was a perfect one &#8211; and so perfect that I ought to have thought of it.<\/p>\n<p>When I&apos;d get back to the hotel after a day in the archive, I would write some more and over the week, I ended up with a few pages. Let&apos;s not be coy here, it was a love letter.<\/p>\n<p>And do you know what else it was? <\/p>\n<p>It was a week ago.<\/p>\n<p>I posted it first class last Friday and here we are, seven days later. Here&apos;s you, here&apos;s me, Angela is over there, and the letter is nowhere to be found. <\/p>\n<p>I believe the phrase you&apos;re thinking of now is &#8220;you had one job&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&apos;ve told Angela, I&apos;ve told Charlie. I&apos;ve told Royal Mail too and they said that, well, first class doesn&apos;t mean next day, you know. And also that I might be able to claim compensation. <\/p>\n<p>There is a little bit of me that&apos;s curious about this. If, and it of course appears to be a rather sizeable if, I were to successfully claim for compensation, I don&apos;t know what that could be. <\/p>\n<p>The cost of the stamp doesn&apos;t feel like it would cover it. Nor the envelope, the paper, not even the rather long time I spent writing it.<\/p>\n<p>I try to think of what a first love letter in a decade is worth. And the only measure I can think of is preventative. I&apos;ll have to do this again, I&apos;ll have to handwrite another letter.<\/p>\n<p>I won&apos;t have to post it, mind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The book I was away researching last week involves reading a lot of letters. Hundreds of them. When she knew &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/2019\/05\/17\/going-postal\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[178],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2076","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-selfdistract"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4chyI-xu","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2076","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2076"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2076\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2077,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2076\/revisions\/2077"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2076"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2076"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2076"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}