{"id":188,"date":"2008-10-02T11:31:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-02T11:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theblankscreen.co.uk\/selfdistract\/2008\/10\/02\/take-two-blog-posts-into-the-shower\/"},"modified":"2008-10-02T11:31:00","modified_gmt":"2008-10-02T11:31:00","slug":"take-two-blog-posts-into-the-shower","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/2008\/10\/02\/take-two-blog-posts-into-the-shower\/","title":{"rendered":"Take two blog posts into the shower?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m just after being told off for not blogging at you so much lately, and here I am back in seconds with a, well, second.<\/p>\n<p>I may have mentioned this before but if I did, it was to say that there&#8217;s a type of dialogue I love that I&#8217;ve never been able to write. And I just have. By accident.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the line that makes no sense but in doing so, makes vastly more sense than a logical, rational version would. The example I would&#8217;ve given you is Billy Bragg&#8217;s line about waiting for phone call, &#8220;when at last it didn&#8217;t ring \/ I knew it wasn&#8217;t you&#8221;. What I&#8217;ve just written is a text to a friend. There&#8217;s something up that she doesn&#8217;t want to go into, but I wanted her to know we could natter about anything, this problem or just about anything to take her mind off it.<\/p>\n<p>So what I wrote was: &#8220;Call if you don&#8217;t want to talk.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>If you think dialogue is just grand oratory or just something to slip in after you&#8217;re tenth draft of a script, you&#8217;re wasting your time. Consider directing. Real people talk absolute rubbish to each other, we hardly ever listen and we certainly don&#8217;t wait our turn in the conversation politely, but in our selfish rubbish we understand each other and we give away so much.<\/p>\n<p>And we also misunderstand, both other people and even especially ourselves and our own motives, plus of course we lie with abandon. <\/p>\n<p>Drama is dialogue, and isn&#8217;t that wonderful?<\/p>\n<p>Consequently my entry to this year&#8217;s Red Planet competition consists of very little talkin&#8217; and a lot more helicopter action than any reasonable TV company could ever afford.<\/p>\n<p>William<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m just after being told off for not blogging at you so much lately, and here I am back in &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/2008\/10\/02\/take-two-blog-posts-into-the-shower\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4chyI-32","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}