{"id":1427,"date":"2017-02-17T10:24:24","date_gmt":"2017-02-17T10:24:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/?p=1427"},"modified":"2017-02-17T10:24:24","modified_gmt":"2017-02-17T10:24:24","slug":"you-couldnt-make-it-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/2017\/02\/17\/you-couldnt-make-it-up\/","title":{"rendered":"You couldn&#8217;t make it up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Long ago when I worked at BBC Radio WM in Pebble Mill, the sports department had a shelf of highlights on. Large spools of reel to reel tape with the recordings of famous local sporting events.<\/p>\n<p>Only, I can picture that shelf now and I can remember being in that newsroom, looking at the reels and thinking well, er, no. These are not recordings of sports events.<\/p>\n<p>They were recordings of radio presenters commentating on these events instead.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not knocking the commentators, I&#8217;m in no way knocking the reasons for keeping the archive. It&#8217;s just that although it&#8217;s a slight difference, the tapes were regarded as the events themselves, not as the radio station&#8217;s commentary.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s something in that disconnection that I&#8217;ve been reminded of by all the writing about Donald Trump and Brexit. I keep hearing the phrase &#8220;you couldn&#8217;t make it up&#8221; and actually, yeah, you could. I think by now your audience would be a bit bored. They&#8217;d want some new characters, they&#8217;d be thinking we&#8217;ve got antagonists up our armpits, we need someone to be the hero. Anyone. Please.<\/p>\n<p>I think the thing is that you wouldn&#8217;t make it up this badly. No matter whether you were commentating on events or especially if you are the poor sod who&#8217;s going to make a TV drama about all this one day, your very medium imposes certain things.<\/p>\n<p>Commentators expect to be able to draw on previous statistics. TV drama writers inescapably want light and shade, they want pacing, they want to build to a conclusion.<\/p>\n<p>None of that is available to us. It&#8217;s all dark, it&#8217;s all unrelenting and statistics are now alternative facts.<\/p>\n<p>Hopefully this is just me but I can&#8217;t dramatise what&#8217;s going on. It makes me want to go write something else, to write about something or to create something that I can fashion, that I can explore, that I can convey something through.<\/p>\n<p>We have the most visibly, publicly, proudly illiterate people in power that we may ever have had. Yet they are defying writers to comprehend them, they are controlling the disarray we&#8217;re in.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe it will ultimately be good. Maybe this will shake us out of habits and patterns that we are used to, maybe it will make us &#8211; okay, me &#8211; writer better and deeper. <\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know about me and what I can do. But I do see journalism trying to fight back and I do see the writers of Saturday Night Live being on their best form in two decades because of it.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe what I&#8217;ve been doing is trying to use writing to help me understand. Maybe I&#8217;ve been focused on the commentator&#8217;s tapes and really what I should do is go to the event.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Long ago when I worked at BBC Radio WM in Pebble Mill, the sports department had a shelf of highlights &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/2017\/02\/17\/you-couldnt-make-it-up\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[178],"tags":[722,945,946,942,215,355,944,948,597,947,891,943,949,180],"class_list":["post-1427","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-selfdistract","tag-brexit","tag-commentary","tag-commentators","tag-donald","tag-drama","tag-fiction","tag-government","tag-news-bbc","tag-radio","tag-sport","tag-trump","tag-white-house","tag-wm","tag-writing"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4chyI-n1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1427","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1427"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1427\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1429,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1427\/revisions\/1429"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1427"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1427"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1427"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}