{"id":142,"date":"2010-10-12T10:52:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-12T10:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theblankscreen.co.uk\/selfdistract\/2010\/10\/12\/strictly-silenced-is-goldie\/"},"modified":"2010-10-12T10:52:00","modified_gmt":"2010-10-12T10:52:00","slug":"strictly-silenced-is-goldie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/2010\/10\/12\/strictly-silenced-is-goldie\/","title":{"rendered":"Strictly: Silenced is Goldie"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Silenced is Goldie and my eyes can\u2019t see quite why. I wasn\u2019t a fan, I don\u2019t especially mind he\u2019s out, but he could move a bit and so far Peter Shilton is just the bloke who gets to stand there watching Erin Boag dance closer up than the rest of us.<\/p>\n

Do you ever think you\u2019d forget to dance? That you\u2019d just get lost watching your professional partner dance so stunningly? A poet once performed close-up poetry on me, her nose practically touching mine. Mesmerising. Not all that hygienic, but mesmerising. If I were a celebrity partnered with someone as good as these dancers, I would just find myself enjoying their dance and entirely forgetting mine.<\/p>\n

Oh, come on, you\u2019ve thought about it too.<\/p>\n

Anyway.<\/p>\n

Maybe it\u2019s because I\u2019m completely untouched by football that I don\u2019t appreciate Peter Shilton and can only take it on trust that he has in some way done something important for someone, some time. It was vital, I know that. It was more important than anything I\u2019ve ever done, I actually do know that.<\/p>\n

I should say that while I wouldn\u2019t miss him and I won\u2019t miss Goldie, it\u2019s nothing personal in either case. The only feeling I had when Goldie\u2019s name was finally announced was a mild case of immense, total and overwhelming relief.<\/p>\n

Because I didn\u2019t see Strictly until Monday night and the power of Twitter meant that I knew the outcome where Angela, with more self-control and anyway she’s a Facebook user, did not. I hate knowing the future.<\/p>\n

Much easier knowing the past. Such as the way in every previous Strictly series we\u2019ve had a few duff yet entertaining weeks as these folks find their feet. How it takes a good month before we start seeing anything interesting and the reason we watch is promise and anticipation more than any great reward.<\/p>\n

But to give this year\u2019s series credit, we\u2019re on the second week and it already feels as if we\u2019re deep into the contest. Maybe there\u2019s still no utter wow of a dance but there is spectacular, there is strong dancing and there is a sense of competition fight in people.<\/p>\n

We\u2019re also somehow finding favourites sooner. Last year I hung on to hoping Craig Kelly would get better because I just liked the guy.<\/p>\n

This year I\u2019m a little the opposite. I don\u2019t happen to like Ann Widdecombe so I\u2019m not engaged with her routines, much as I can respect how she\u2019s handling it. I don\u2019t happen to like Paul Daniels, but that\u2019s not his fault, that\u2019s just an opportunity for a tea break.<\/p>\n

There does seem to be more personal comments and jibes this time around. Daniels got described as Yoda – like it not did he, a lot not he like – which seemed unnecessarily cruel when he\u2019s a bit more like Golum, really.<\/p>\n

The jibes surprise me a little, the newfound use of dance props reminds me more of the US Dancing with the Stars than Strictly: if Erin brought out those mannequins now, would it still be Muppetgate?<\/p>\n

Yet the biggest surprise was the mess of the results show with Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman. Do you see the logic of how how the saved and the unsaved couples were announced? If there\u2019s anything shiny floor entertainment shows are not, it\u2019s complicated. Yet splitting things up, looking like they\u2019d recorded it all in one go and edited it around, I felt I parked my interest until they\u2019d brought out the two muggins facing the chop.<\/p>\n

Claudia Winkelman\u2019s name came up in a couple of meetings I had the other week and in each I was unable to convince people that I don\u2019t rate her because I fancy the woman. Look at how quick-witted she is, I argued fruitlessly. Yeah, but wait to see how good she\u2019ll be on the results show. How much better she\u2019ll be than Bruce Forsyth.<\/p>\n

I hate not knowing the future.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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