{"id":141,"date":"2010-10-18T08:44:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-18T08:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theblankscreen.co.uk\/selfdistract\/2010\/10\/18\/strictly-shock-bruce-was-funny\/"},"modified":"2010-10-18T08:44:00","modified_gmt":"2010-10-18T08:44:00","slug":"strictly-shock-bruce-was-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/2010\/10\/18\/strictly-shock-bruce-was-funny\/","title":{"rendered":"Strictly Shock: Bruce was funny"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Let’s not get carried away. But Bruce Forsyth was funny enough that I looked to see whether there was a new writer on the credits. What do you mean, you didn’t know there was a writer? <\/p>\n

This time last year I would’ve seized on this because the dancing itself was giving me problems. Writing on Radio Times, I did wonder first whether RT would be all that impressed with my criticising every inch of the show. They were. If that’s the way it is, they said, what else can you do? After a few weeks of that, though, it became that I wondered whether you’d be all that impressed. Another week, another criticism. I was running out of gags.<\/p>\n

But it feels a world away now because this new series is flying. We’re seeing real dancing already and moreover it feels like real competition. So soon. And with so many frontrunners: Matt Baker, Kara Tointon, Pamela Stephenson, Scott Maslen. All of them doing well and in fact much better than they should be so soon into the run.<\/p>\n

I want to add Felicity Kendal into the list of people doing well but I can’t watch her. No human being should be able to bend like that. You know those bent over double back-spraining moves? I can’t make that move going forwards.<\/p>\n

I can look before she dances, though, and she does consistently get the good frocks. So does Flavia. I swear to God that Ola’s costume made her look fatter this week: it cannot be so, it is not physically possible to make her look fat, but it tried. <\/p>\n

Again, I’m not a man at all. Men should be newsy, right? Let me have a go. Tina O’Brien got a bye this week because of her chicken pox but if she’s still unwell next week, that’s it. Chicken pox usually lasts 7-10 days (see? You’re getting hard facts here) so it’s surely touch and go whether she’ll be back at all, let alone whether she’ll be back in time to rehearse enough.<\/p>\n

You’re wondering what’s going to happen with Brendan Cole too, aren’t you? He’s out next week: he’s flown home to New Zealand following the death of his father. But Michelle Williams will be dancing: she’s reportedly going to be partnered for one week by Ian Waite.<\/p>\n

That’ll be confirmed, presumably, in tonight’s Strictly Come Dancing: It Takes Two. Last year this series was better than the main show; this year the main show is catching up with it. So now it’s only the Sunday night results show that needs fixing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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