{"id":1252,"date":"2016-03-11T08:51:55","date_gmt":"2016-03-11T08:51:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/?p=1252"},"modified":"2016-03-11T08:52:59","modified_gmt":"2016-03-11T08:52:59","slug":"next-crisis-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/2016\/03\/11\/next-crisis-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Next crisis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I would dearly love to know if there is a term for that type of book title that comes with an &#8216;or&#8217;. You know the type \u2013 &#8220;The Solipsism of Man or Where Did Henry Lose His Trousers?&#8221; \u2013 but do you know a term for it? If there&#8217;s also any chance you can think of an example that isn&#8217;t rubbish, that would be good too.<\/p>\n<p>Nonetheless, I&#8217;m going for it. This week&#8217;s Self Distract is Next Crisis \u2013 Or For God&#8217;s Sake Shut Up a Minute, William.<\/p>\n<p>There. That feels better. Listen, this is why this is on my mind: I&#8217;m writing to you from home after a couple of weeks with a lot of travelling, doing projects and workshops that I was daunted about but which went between well and very well. <\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, for instance, I was in a primary school with about 30 kids and at the end they were high-fiving me, asking me back, and plotting to continue the many, many scripts, stories, news articles and poems we&#8217;d done. Of course I loved all that, but then I also had a really good time talking with the staff. And on my way out to the car park, I kept passing cars with all these little, excited hands waving at me.<\/p>\n<p>Yet I got to my car, checked that I had all the gear that I have to carry around \u2013\u2013 I don&#8217;t need anything but paper for the schools but I have to write in the evenings and do some project management \u2013\u2013 and as soon as I put that seatbelt on, I was worried about the next project. The next deadline. I worried about the (metaphorical) stone in my stomach about another thing and I fretted a bit about something else.<\/p>\n<p>I know I&#8217;m just reaching the same conclusion that Ferris Bueller did nearly thirty years ago and possibly what Frozen said three years ago. But you need to stop for a minute, take a look around and let it go.<\/p>\n<p>I say you and I mean you. Look me in the eye and tell me you don&#8217;t spend more time worrying about what&#8217;s next instead of enjoying what you&#8217;re doing now. Put that right, okay? It&#8217;s too late for me, you go on. Save yourself. I worry about you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I would dearly love to know if there is a term for that type of book title that comes with &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/2016\/03\/11\/next-crisis-2\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[178],"tags":[683,680,682,412,681,679],"class_list":["post-1252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-selfdistract","tag-ferris-bueller","tag-fretting","tag-frozen","tag-future","tag-look-around","tag-worry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4chyI-kc","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1252"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1252\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1254,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1252\/revisions\/1254"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}