{"id":124,"date":"2011-05-14T16:11:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-14T16:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theblankscreen.co.uk\/selfdistract\/2011\/05\/14\/watching-through-my-fingers-its-stormhouse\/"},"modified":"2011-05-14T16:11:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-14T16:11:00","slug":"watching-through-my-fingers-its-stormhouse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/2011\/05\/14\/watching-through-my-fingers-its-stormhouse\/","title":{"rendered":"Watching through my fingers: it&#8217;s Stormhouse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Finally, a horror trailer I don&#8217;t have to watch &#8211; not because I haven&#8217;t the nerve or the stomach, though you know that&#8217;s true but because I&#8217;ve already seen the film. What tattered nerves I had left after hearing about Stormhouse were entirely shattered watching the film at a Bafta screening.<\/p>\n<p>I am now, therefore, totally without nerves. Consequently, I want you to watch this but I plan on washing my hair for the next 54 seconds or so.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Finally, a horror trailer I don&#8217;t have to watch &#8211; not because I haven&#8217;t the nerve or the stomach, though &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/2011\/05\/14\/watching-through-my-fingers-its-stormhouse\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4chyI-20","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=124"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/williamgallagher.com\/selfdistract\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}